Ahh romance – Just picture it .It,s cold outside but your sat in a comfy chair the room,s dark apart from the flickering flames of a warm log fire (or coal) and, as you sit with a glass of wine ,your wife snuggled up to you ,the sweet tones of yesteryears romantic music plays in the background bringing back long forgotten but happy memories.
AH REALISM- As you sit in front of your gas "log effect fire" the missis has fallen asleep on you and you daren,t move `cause if you wake her up your going to get agro but your pint glass is empty and your bladder is bursting